Name the season

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  1. chzbrgr

    chzbrgr Well-Known Member

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    I always liked how Bill Simmons used to come up with rhymes for tanking seasons my brother and I were tossing around a few names I wanted to see what you clever s2's could come up with. Who can beat

    Giving up winnin' for Ben Simmons
     
    chzbrgr, Nov 16, 2015
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    Takin' It Up The Rear Ender, for Dragan Bender!
     
    blue9, Nov 16, 2015
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    Not mine, but I laughed when I read it on Twitter: Win 10 for Ben.
     
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    Suck and pray for luck?
     
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    I don't think we are tanking. I'm pretty sure Stotts and the players want to win as much as possible.
     
    VanillaGorilla, Nov 16, 2015
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    Hey that doesn't rhyme?
     
    HailBlazers, Nov 16, 2015
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Defend like a chair for Labissiere.

    We're doing the first part just fine even if we aren't trying to tank.
     
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    All we have to do is win a couple games and we're back in playoff position.
     
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    Hero ball for Skal.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Bunch of Mike Rices in here!


    Throwing the season away for Skal Labissiere
     
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    Yeah I wouldnt have it any other way just trying to find some amusement in our misery

    Love your optimism (I really do sometimes im like screw these ol gloomy geezers on here) but we're not making the playoffs...
     
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    "Pullin' out my hair for Skal Labissiere"
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Maybe you are familiar with the phrase, 'puke and rally'. Right now we're puking.
     
    Eastoff, Nov 16, 2015
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    sandbaggin for dragan
     
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    Playin' like womens for Simmons....
     
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    Even for pay, they won't play for Olshey.
     
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    I knew that one was coming; I just wasn't going to be the one to say it.
     
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