Kobe announces his retirement.

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm sure you had someone in mind when you posted this, lol. Please share.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Dec 3, 2015
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    I didn't, actually. I just had a picture of an old curmudgeon on his lawn in my head. lol.
     
    Strenuus, Dec 3, 2015
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    I don't wish injuries upon people, but it would be great if Kobe had to sit out for an extended period of time, and then to see LAL rattle of a 10-game win streak.
     
    blue9, Dec 3, 2015
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Now that would be a win-win-win!

    Fuck Kobe = Win.

    No Ben Simmons in LA = Win.

    Blazers higher pick that LAL = Win!
     
    BBert, Dec 3, 2015
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    Precisely!
    Maybe LAL even lose their pick!
    Of course this will be the one season that Kobe remains "healthy"...
     
    blue9, Dec 3, 2015
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    The only thing healthy about Kobe is....

    No, his shooting sucks... driving sucks... his team sucks...

    I doubt he's gonna be healthy all year.
     
    Strenuus, Dec 3, 2015
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    That was great. Reps for you for posting it.

    There isn't a sports show in Portland that is 1/100th as good as that.

    The Kobe high school point guard stuff was very good, but the Philly Christmas song was epic. LOL
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Mods, please change thread title to remove foul language. It should read "K*be announces his retirement."
     
    BlazerWookee, Dec 3, 2015
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    I suppose "Rodent-Faced Rapist Announces His Retirement" is out of the question. (?)
     
    HomerLovesKoolAid, Dec 3, 2015
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Mods, please ban Homer for insulting rodents' faces...
     
    BlazerWookee, Dec 3, 2015
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