Just thought of perfect pickup line/strategy

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Somebody has had to have done this before but I've never seen it anywhere.

    Go up to girl and ask her if life ever gets her down to where she just wants to say "fuck it"

    If she says yes....

    Tap her on shoulder and say "tag, you're it"


    WHY I never thought of that when I was young and single is beyond me. You don't have to have balls to do it like a serious date request.

    This has got to be a thing already.
     
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  2. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    No replies???? You guys can all play tag with
    LMA
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I ain't playing that.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I'm one for a bit classier approach than telling a girl to fuck herself.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Don't even, wait you did get it. Literally I said for her to fuck herself. Damn.
    Umm, new way.


    I'll say "me too" then "tag you're it"

    Good looking out.
     
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    Who uses pickup lines anymore? Online dating is easy and you meet some great women. You basically just have to genuinely be interested in a woman and you stand out from the pervs online.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    One liners remind me of this movie/scene

     
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  9. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I've been with wife 16 years, no online dating for me.
     
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    Well if your status ever changes, try leaving the ruff language for something a little smooth.
    Like, Brace yourself girl.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Haha. Better than my friend in HS, if a girl dropped something and went to pick it up he'd say "well, since you're down there"
     
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    Haha I know I know, but still. Online dating is where it's at now, you can actually find good people. Not skanks at bars or clubs. God I hate stuck up bitches
     
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    What about your wife?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Better not get something. We got STD testing when we first went out. If one of us gets something they other one is hellascrewed.

    She wouldn't need to go online anyway.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I've missed out on so much.
     
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    When I was young and in the game it was simple...the perfect pickup line was...Hi...I'm Riverman
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Pfffttttt.
     
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    FTFY
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You mean trunk of his car?
     
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