Fox Sports reports that Edwin Encarnacion's agent Paul Kinzler said that the Blue Jays have yet to engage in formal extension discussions regarding his client as per Jon Morosi. There's your 1B folks.
...great news, a tanker full of pinstriped kool-aide just pulled up in our driveway...gonna have them fill up the swimming pool...I'm on the road to recovery.
Wait a second you drink out of your swimming pool??? Drink as much as you can a day and you will be fine.
Alright Ron whether it's the pool or the bathtub that shit is just nasty. Your wife will think your crazy.
Speaking of bath tub a woman wanted to take a milk bath because she heard it was good for the skin so she asked for 20 gallons of milk, she was was asked if she wanted pasteurized to which she said, "No only up to my tits".
Wait- were you perfectly normal before you joined this board, or bat shit crazy to begin with? Because hanging around this great board, will indeed make anyone "bat shit crazy", and with details too...!
ah oh, in such cases, #1- the board Doc (Tote) will see you when He's in. $2- For now, bury your head in the sand for a day or 2, #3- then ya' gotta' learn ebonics from Ricky 4 Teams, #4- Ya' gotta' eat 100 lbs of Cheetos, without barfing, in one sitting; you will have to visit 59 to find that much Cheetos, #5- Drink at least 3 gallons of 59's pool Kool Aide, at the same time ya' eat the Cheetos, (again without barfing) #6- Ya'll have to learn how to wave Pom Pom's, when the Yanx get their asses kicked, and swear there is nothing wrong with Trashman, and Hank, and defend them in their moments of ignorance, applaud CC with his 4 IP 88mph fastball-bullshit; A-Roid when he K's, and say: "Brett Gahdnuh is the world's best OF'r"........and- those #20+ Million $$$ salaries are justified..... #7- there is no one to help ya' thru #6 btw- all I can do for ya' is teach ya' to free-fall until ya' reach terminal velocity, and dare ya' to join us, by a great but sometimes fatal dare: "Who can be the last to hit the rip cord, open yer chute, at around 1,000 feet, or closer, without splatting". But then ya'll need a surgeon to repair your shoulders thereafter, (due to waiting til ya' hit terminal velocity, while the chutes shoot ya' back up in the air; and your boots hit the ground a second latter).....which will bring ya' right back to #1.... However- I've retired after jump #10,000, which resulted in tearing my ankle apart, .....foot now in a cast, ... damn it-I knew the last jump could be the last jump.....there's a taboo about setting up a "last jump"....and I know why, 1st hand...
Ok Rob thats a lot of work to do. lol Btw I broke my ankle about 10 weeks ago so I know how you feel. Now I didn't know Tom was a doctor is he a psychiatrist???
IMO, he is not only a Doc, a Scientist, a Chemistry/Physics Major, and one helluva good Shrink toooooo.....~~!
