Notice Yankees Trade Talks pt.2

Then obviously The Trainers are Stupid.

 

Brett Gardner said He will Play Tomorrow and believes 2 Weeks is Plenty to be Ready For Opening Day.

 

Dillon Gee has Notified The Royals that he will use The Opt-Out Clause in His Minor League Contract if He is not Added to The Team's 40- Man Roster Within 48 Hours as per Chris Cotillo.

 

Tigers Manager Brad Ausmus said that Victor Martinez (Hamstring) could be Sidelined until Saturday as per Anthony Fenech.

 

Zack Wheeler (elbow) will throw from The Top of The Mound Tuesday for The First time since Tommy John Surgery Last March as per Marc Carig.

 

ESPN New York reports that the Mets have placed Infielder Ruben Tejada on Waivers as per Adam Rubin.

 

Edwin Encarnacion will be Shut Down for at Least a Week Due to an Oblique Injury as per SportsNet.CA.

 

Isn't he the one that cried last year when he thought he got traded?

 

No Rick, That was Wilmer Flores. I Felt so Bad for the Poor Kid.

 

Yeah right, and it wasn't even April fools.

 

Be Nice Rick, Before I have to Spank You Again......

 

Dr. James Andrews Examined the MRI on Matt Wieters Right Elbow and Concurred with the other Doctors Regarding the Diagnosis of no Structural Damage as per Roc Kubatko.

 

Ivan Nova is Showing off a Slightly New Delivery in Spring Training as per RiverAveBlues.Com

 

MLB Announces it will Not Suspend Yasiel Puig after Investigation into Alleged Domestic Violence Incident as per Twitter.

 

Washington Post reports that Rafael Soriano has Decided to Retire as per James Wagner.

 

shucks, they should of kicked his ass back to Cuba.... or traded this kid. Light a fire under his ass already...?

 

Puig is a major headcase.

 

I Don't Understand why Certain Players get Special Treatment.

 

I guess they don't have shrinks in Cuba, only Gulags...

 

What The Hell is That..... lol