Kobe, Blazer fans, and Rasheed?!?

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  1. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    There's nothing better than the tears of a Laker fan
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Love Flea, Love RHCP, but this was just crap!

     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Arrivederci, stronzo.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Yeah I've heard every time a Laker cries an angel gets its wings
     
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    Those last few notes sounded like he was mimicking Kobe taking a dump. In all honesty, I was expecting someone like Iggy Azalea to sing the national anthem...

    ...too soon?
     
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  9. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    seriously though, the Jazz...did they just throw the game on purpose. You triple team Kobe knowing no one else will shoot. They played to lose and to make Kobe look good. If I was a Jazz fan I'd be fucking pissed.
     
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    That was a fucking embarrassment ...I'm not sure I've ever seen a worse bass solo in my life and that includes Jr High School band warmups
     
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    Especially after they they beat the Lakers by 50 just a few weeks earlier. I can imagine that a few of them were popping off after that with their Lakers acquaintances. Now they will have this memory....forever.
     
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  13. Spud147

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    I think the fact that they found out they had been eliminated from the play offs right before the game started had something to do with it. :grim:
     
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    Now that Kobe is retired he's no longer a Laker and we can sign him to a 10 day contract right?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Nah, they need to have some fucking pride and don't play like they want to go down in history like bitches. You know he's taking like 75% of the teams shots, just double team him. Triple team him. Yeah you'll get booed, big fucking deal, that whole team looks like a bunch of bitches. Break that team up they are done.
     
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    I sometimes enjoy reading the Spurs Forum because they are amazingly clueless about basketball in general and ridiculously ignorant (constant use of homophobic slurs). Anyway, they are actually having a serious discussion about whether they should bring Ginobili back or just talk Kobe out of retirement and have him come off the bench.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    You have to split the blame between the coach and the players. If I was coach, I would have committed to the super douchey box and one defense. Fuck letting kobe take 50 shots. Everyone would laugh at the box and one, but it would have done the job. And yes, box and one is the defense equivalent of comic sans.
     
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    FUCK KOME WITH RASHEED WALLACE!

    STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE DICKS!!

    LOCK THIS BULLSHIT THREAD DOWN!!!
    :smiley-195517897341 :shitstorm: :smiley-195517897341:shitstorm::smiley-195517897341:hairout: :smiley-195517897341:shitstorm::smiley-195517897341:shitstorm:
     
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    Reminds me of when Stevie Ray Vaughan tried to play the National Anthem on slide guitar to open The Astros first game. He was hungover and f-cked it up terribly.
     
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    Kobe is the Donald Trump of the NBA, embrace the greatness!
     

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