Skip Bayless at it again: LaMarcus "still has too much Portland Trail Blazers in him"

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    They caught it from LaMarCooch, no doubt.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I always found that nickname kind of funny. Makes me think of Dame Judi Dench, but then again, she played M in the Bond movies and was totally bad ass.


    As for the LaMarcus "too much Portland" in him...maybe that was our secret plan all along!
     
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    IMO Aldridge has too little Portland in him. Compare the effort the Blazers have shown, they are on paper way overmatched. If the series ends tonight and I hope it won't, it may look like an easy GSW win, 4 games to 1, but anyone who saw knows that the Warriors had to give it everything they had against the Blazers.

    Dammit I want a Game 6, at least.
     
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    Reminds me of an article about a woman who found a stray calico kitten, named it Sue, since 98% of calicos are female. Surprise! It was the 2%. So she had a boy named Sue. True story.
     
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    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO!! NOW YOU GONNA DIE!!!!
     
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    Exactly!
     
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    Haha that was my fear too making the playoffs this year. Everybody knows that.

    But your right on, unless your a big time city most likely our type of market doesn't attract free agents but we'll see what happens this summer
     
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    Would you consider it a compliment if someone referred to you as male?
     
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    We will, but in reality, we've seen this summer play out every other summer in history
     
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    No. Why would I? When MarAzul said "god gave you a dick and an instructional manual", thinking I was a gay male, I assure you I was not complimented. (I still am curious about the instruction manual that men supposedly get, however.)

    But when men refer to other males, especially athletes, in female terms, it is meant as an insult. He's soft, he's weak, he's not mentally tough. He whines. He's like a woman.
    When female athletes are referred to in male terms that is also meant as an insult but for other reasons - she's not a "real" woman because she is too tall, too strong, too talented athletically. She's not like a man, really, just supposedly pretending to be.
     
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    Ohhhhh....Touche'
     
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    Exactly. You don't think he heard how upset some fans got when he said Dame wasn't a star? Skip knows that most fans across the country view him as a complete dumb fuck. He doesn't care. He and Canzano are cut from the same cloth. Somehow they make a living by saying stupid shit.
     
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    I've never considered soft, weak, not mentally tough or a whiner as traits dedicated solely to women.
     
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    This I like.

    :cheers:
     
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    yeah but he's got a stacked deck to start with
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Which is why nobody uses LaMarsha as an insult, yeah? Oh wait.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Well, LaGreg doesn't have the same ring to it.... or LaCindy.... if anything, he's really the most like LaJan, but that just doesn't sound good at all.
     
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    Hyuk hyuk hyuk... you know what I mean though. When you want to call a big man weak in a clever way, you give him a girly nickname. LaMarsha. Brenda Haywood.
     
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