I had sex with someone who regularly posts on this forum

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by KingSpeed, May 24, 2016.

  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Guh. I should post that I didn't have sex with someone who regularly posts on this forum, and for 9.99 I'll tell you why. (and just like HCP does down on 82nd, I'm leaving myself wide open here)
     
  2. riverman

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    Next thread....I had sex with someone's wife who posts on here regularly! Now that's way more juicy!
     
  3. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    What do you do, meet in Bakersfield or something?

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    Old news. Mrs. HCP, duh.
     
  5. riverman

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    She's not that old
     
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    why did i just waste my time reading this stupid thread?
     
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    Zing!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Power bottom.
     
  10. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Since kingspeed has a history of threads like this, I think we can assume that a power bottom wasn't involved as he doesn't normally engage in anal sex. And yes, we know this through his own words. It has to be with someone who would be down with oral stimulation and mutual masturbation repeatedly. Lots of tunching involved. Not sure who that could be.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I only read this page! My method works again!

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  13. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't want to assume this.
     
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    Found video evidence:smiley-closet: :smiley-handshake::smiley-jumphug::smiley-skacepokreve:smiley-domi71b2::smiley-fist:
     
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    What the fuck is this, Jr High school? Grow the fuck up
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    That thread would be dumb, since most people have had sex with Mrs HCP
     
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    I assumed he was talking about having sex with his own wife, which as any married man can attest, is much more rare and impressive than hooking up with Mrs. HCP.
     
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    WINNER!!!
     
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    CRAM C is a woman?
     

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