Zombie Festus Ezeli becomes a Blazer

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  1. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Is this place any good? @EL PRESIDENTE

    Don't want bad impressions off the bat. Would be a shame for him to beast for two years only to leave because of a bad Crawfish restaurant.
     
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    Love this signing!

    Ezeli was one of the guys I'd hoped we'd end up with.
    Brings desperately needed size and physicality to the frontcourt, and an intelligent teammate to the locker room.

    Hopefully health is less of an issue once he's on board with our new medical staff; who have done a good job the past few years.
     
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    You're kidding right. FAMS, you're from local roots, no? You haven't been to Jake's? Motherfucker, WTF, FAMS??
     
  4. PDXFonz

    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Olshey has the rest of the league by the Festicles.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Naw man, I hate seafood.
     
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    It ain't all seafood. They got lots of good food there.
     
  7. JFizzleRaider

    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    I havent been there either. Burb' life is the best
     
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    I grew up in the 'burbs. Y'all some sheltered motherfuckers if you ain't actually ever make it into downtown, where shit is live, though.
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Kinda liked the clubs and shit in my early 20's, but more about that boring burb life or boonies shit
     
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    #homebodyhearsyouFAMS
     
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    Based on what?
     
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    Well, he wasn't worth that, so those people were 100% correct
     
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    Must be a huge Nigerian community in Seattle
     
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    Why does anyone think any particular player is going to be this or that in the NBA before they've really proven themselves?
     
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    WABC? From Syracuse? Lots of reasons
     
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    They have a bomb happy hour.
     
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    We could have signed him for $5mill a year if he hadn't run into Jason Quick at the airport.
     
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