Zombie Festus Ezeli becomes a Blazer

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I really was expecting a Mutombo accent. It would be like signing Freeland and expecting a British accent and the dude sounds like a surfer.
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I really hope this dude can stay healthy. He seems like a genuinely good guy. It would appear that he will fit our culture perfectly.
     
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    bwahaha you can remain remiss. Neil is such a dick sometimes
     
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    Impressive guy...articulate, even keeled..seems like a guy who will be a quick study in our system
     
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  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He sure gets annoyed when the press ask about moves.

    I feel like Olshey is getting tired of people thinking they can do the job better.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I think Neil must have binge watched The Wire right before free agency. Festus looks like Stringer Bell and Napier looks like Avon Barksdale.
     
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    "You can remain remiss." Douché! Haha
     
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    Can't be mad about this one. Gives Neil great flexibility to improve the team through trades. Now that he has tradeable assets I'm very curious to see how he improves the team.
     
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    Neil actually said we're done...finite...tapped out...mission accomplished..he might keep everyone that's restricted from his tone
     
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    Well...hope springs eternal. Have to say, Festus made a great first impression.
     
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    I'm actually really glad it's not DHoward
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Hoops spring eternal. Fixed it for you.
     
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    and the big Q is whether that includes Crabby
     
  14. Natebishop3

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    Well, he was saying that we're out of cap space. I don't think he was saying that we're finished making moves per say.
     
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    I liked his Quick dodge about the knees and the terms of the contract.
     
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    Exactly. If they don't match any of Crabbe, Leonard or Harkless, there will be an additional roster spot. Probably for Alexander if he clears waivers.
     
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    We could still have the room exception as well.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Then he prolly needs to quit following SC2..........
     
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    I agree!
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Way more excited about Ezeli than Turner. Has a chance to be a difference maker, health withstanding. Hopefully his knees are fine and they groom him to be the COTF.

    I'd probably be a lot more salty today with Crabbe likely gone if we didn't get Ezeli.
     
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