The HCP is heading to Rio........

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Tudo bem? Eu vou estar batendo mulheres sexagem na praia ...... Oh ya, você lerdos porbably não falam português ........

    My bad....... So The HCP leaves for Brazil on Friday. Up until about two weeks ago, I have gone out of my way to not read all the tweets and articles about all the chaos going on down there. But on my flight back into town today, All I did was read or watch everything I could.
    To be honest, my wife is very concerned about my safety, but I just kinda have to put my head down and go to work. Gotta' stack those chips and pay some bills. I'll be checking in with you guys down there if you want to hear what really going on.

    I'll be the S2 Olympic Insider!


    Well what do you know......
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    Good luck! We'll take good care of Mrs HCP while you're gone.
     
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  3. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Wait....what?
     
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    Be careful FAM, watch out for the zika.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Bro, I sprinkle Zika on my tacos..... that shit ain't gettin' me! #23Wins
     
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    I get about 20 mosquito bites a day here in Florida. I know it's working its way north. We could all play an over/ under game on who gets Zika first.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Also eat sand on the beach. Brazillians definantely do not take dumps on the sand.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Awesome, HCP will be patient zero of the coming zombie apocalypse.
     
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    Love Rio. Great place to visit. Hope you have a great time there...

    (Can we get Zika via the Internet?)
     
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    Seriously my friend, take some time and come up with a Plan B to get the hell out of there if something really crazy happens. Have enough cash hidden on you that can get you to Argentina. Then you can book a flight and fly home from there. Have the numbers to the US Consulates in Brazil and Argentina saved in your phone.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Zika is a cover. They'll just blame all the brainless kids born 9 months from now on that. We'll know better.
     
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    Pack a HASMAT suit just in case...you'll look like the Pillsbury Doughboy!
     
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    It's South America, he'll look like the Bimbo Bear.

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  18. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Rude. More like Grupo Bimbo Chico Torta
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Hey^^^^ I was googling doughboy in spanish, already knew about Bimbo. Hahahahaha
     
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    lol.
     
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