Porn sites ruined my phone?

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    So, my wife used to get mad at me for using the home computer for the bad stuff I like to look at. Anyway, I've been using my phone for the last few years. I accidentally clicked on of the ads on xvideos a while ago and got popup stuff I didn't want. Ever since it's been acting weird.

    I can't find anything wrong with it using Malwarebytes or resetting it or looking for weird programs.

    Yet, when I use the Internet browser on it and click on a photo, sometimes something else shows up instead. It is very frustrating and I'm worried about it. I swear it took a selfie of me when I was scrolling through pictures the other night. It was acting super buggy too. Like the screen takes longer to load what you can click on.

    Even on S2, I'll click a thread and another thread will open even though I didn't choose it.

    Should I just get a new phone? It's getting old now but it still seems fine some of the time.

    My friend was telling me his buddy got one of those things where some hacker locked his phone and wanted 300 bucks or they'd turn him in for illegal porn. I don't look at illegal stuff unless Mom's Teaching Teens was outlawed without my knowledge and I'll be damned if I pay someone blackmail.

    Oh yeah, my phone has been shutting down when it says 20 percent battery...is that just from age?
     
  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Why the hell are you looking at porn on your phone?
     
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  3. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Factory reset your phone I guess?
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    If you wrap your phone in Saran wrap before logging on, it's much easier to clean afterwards.
     
  5. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Well, you were warned. Now send me all your money or I'll do something worse.

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  6. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Is there an easier solution for the blind and hairy-palmed?
     
  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Because my wife uses the computer for work.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Well, if you're blind, internet porn really wouldn't be ideal. Even if you just wanted the sounds, you'd still have to ask someone else to navigate for you, and if they're willing to do that, you'd think they'd consider taking a more hands-on approach to helping...
     
  9. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    What kind of phone is it?
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    The bigger porn sites are free of viruses and malware. They're the most popular sites on the internet, why would they fuck that up? It's the religious sites that are filled with viruses and malware now.

    Symantec: Religious Websites More Likely to Infect Computers Than Porn Sites - See more at: http://www.dailytech.com/Symantec R...n Sites/article24613.htm#sthash.KtATFqW1.dpuf

    When it comes to computer viruses, you’re now more likely to catch one visiting a church website than surfing for porn - http://www.slate.com/articles/techn..._ve_left_porn_sites_for_religious_sites_.html
     
  11. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That's it, now I have an excuse for not going to church. Too much disease.

    barfo
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Bathroom wank at work?
     
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    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Good thinking. This is the slow time of year for The HCP.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Who would....ever.... do.... that?

    <.<

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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Hahahaha
     
  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Gross. You have to see the bathrooms here. Uggh
     
  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Note 4
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    It's all about that smutty braille porn. Every little bump leaves you quivering in anticipation at what comes next.
     
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    Damn. "Quivering"? Nice, descriptive word selection.... LMAO....
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    What comes next? WTF kind of bestial porn do blind people like?
     
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