Noah Vonleh Undergoes Successful "Procedure"

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    I want some of the Darius Miles' Knee Cartilage Sativa while hangin' at the Strip Club.....
     
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    And, it makes you have a stupid, shit-eating grin on your face after you dribble the ball off your foot out of bounds and cost your team the game.
     
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    That shit's the "double-head bop tweedle DUMB". You wanna fall in love with it, but that shit takes you down a deep and dark path quick - makes you want to forget you ever tried it. You always regret that shit the day after.

    Starts out super hard and fast, you're super-happy with the high TCH, but you end up on a dark path moments after the fun started.
     
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    It helps to be able to actually see your feet while standing up or dribbling a basketball....that was just beyond Felton's skillset
     
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    I wanna see Joel Freeland body slam Luke Babbitt at practice just once.....while Nolan Smith picks his nose on the sidelines
     
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    For beginners there's Qyntel Woods rookie card...
     
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    Expanding pot names to anything painful in Blazers' fans past... what would be the dankest, strongest pot on the market?

    "Game Seven"?
    "Bowie over Jordan"?
     
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    The Walton/ Oden/Roy/Bowie SuperPain!!!!

    The WORB!!!!
     
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    Speaking of which; there's a whole line of edibles between felton and Kemp
     
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    So strong, "Worb" is the only sound you'l make for 8 hours!
     
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    Pretty sure the "Blazers trade for Kemp" actually has something else dusted on top of it..
     
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    Andre 52
     
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    .09 Clutch 3
     
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    Cupcake foot dribble
     
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    Yeah some game winner
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    What was this thread about?
     
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    successful procedures undergone by some guy who built an ark thousands of years ago
     
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    "Yellow Hummer" definitely sounds like a strain.
     
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    LOL!!!!
     
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    "Jordan Shrugged" :)

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