Fun place. Don't skip the museums, they are really top notch. Also, a great city to rent a scooter and just spend some time riding around, into the burbs and get away from the touristy sections.
Remember they call sausages "cocks" in england so don't forget to tell room service you want to eat some cocks for breakfast.
You didn't hear? Giant hole in the dike and HCP is there to fill it. He's a national hero and when he gets home.... Well, he's not Dutch or American, so no hero's welcome for him. But I'll happily buy him some Taco Bell (or even Machas Gracias).
@HCP discover the red light district yet? Don't tell Mrs. HCP. What happens in Amsterdam STAYS in Amsterdam.
Remember when you give handjobs to the homeless in England, you have to use your left hand instead of right one.