Forum Game Caption Contest #4 VS Warriors

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Which Caption is the best?

Poll closed Nov 3, 2016.

  1. Ref Calls Testicle Foul on Green! Sedatedfork

    5 vote(s)
    62.5%

  2. Flagrant?! He was wearing a cup... Dougnsalem

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. DG: How's that on me Lillards balls kicked my foot? SK: Yeah and Lillards balls are made of steel

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Honest, I really CAN'T believe it's not butter! PtldPlatypus

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Draymond tried to initiate a dance fight with the ref during 4th quarter play! theprunetang

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. DG: Coach told me foot was part of the ball. Ref: The foot is not part of the ball. SK: Well, it was

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. "I can't help it! I'm just an asshole! HomerlovesKoolaid

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%
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  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Rules: I post a picture. Everyone gets a chance to post a caption. The captions with the most likes will be placed into a poll to select a winner.

    Note: Shorter the Better, so it will fit in the poll.

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    Chris Craig, Oct 31, 2016
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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Honest, I really CAN'T believe it's not butter!
     
    PtldPlatypus, Oct 31, 2016
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  3. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Flagrant?! He was wearing a cup....
     
    Dougnsalem, Oct 31, 2016
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  4. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Draymond tries to initiate a dance fight with the ref during 4th quarter play .
     
    theprunetang, Oct 31, 2016
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    But they have a player on the team named Leonard! What do you mean I can't kick them in the Nards?!
     
    Shaboid, Oct 31, 2016
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  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Green: "How's that on me...Lillard's balls kicked my foot!"

    Kerr: "Yeah, and Lillards balls are made of steel...thats a flagrant 2 right?"
     
    Chris Craig, Oct 31, 2016
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  7. selloutking

    selloutking BALL DON'T LIE!

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    "I cant kick anymore balls!?" -green
    "He can kick ALL the balls!" -kerr
     
    selloutking, Oct 31, 2016
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  8. Strenuus

    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    "Just because he gives this face, doesn't mean I kicked him in the balls".
     
    Strenuus, Oct 31, 2016
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    trailblazer18 Well-Known Member

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    We are ready to suck your pee pee to win.
     
    trailblazer18, Oct 31, 2016
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  10. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Ref Calls Testicle Foul on Green
     
    Sedatedfork, Oct 31, 2016
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    riverman Writing Team

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    He's been practicing those kicks all year....NOW YOU CALL A FLAGRANT?
     
    riverman, Oct 31, 2016
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  12. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Kerr & Green Serenade Ref With "Warrior's Rhapsody". (That's the caption)

    Lyrics for extra points:

    "Draymond, just kicked a man,
    Got angry and saw red,
    Kicked his crotch hard, now he's dead..."
     
    e_blazer, Oct 31, 2016
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  13. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Popovic, ooooh-ooo-oohh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If Dray gets suspended and is not back this time tomorrow
    Curry's on, Curry's on...
     
    Sedatedfork, Oct 31, 2016
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    The foot is part of the leg that is part of the body that the arm is attached to. So whats the problem???
     
    Orion Bailey, Oct 31, 2016
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  15. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    My My, sex life had just begun
    But Draymond has kicked it all away
    My balls , ooo
    Draymond made me cry
    If the feelings not back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, my sex life doesn't matter.
     
    theprunetang, Oct 31, 2016
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  16. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Kerr...I told him to sweep the leg, not kick the eggs.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Who is that behind Green? I need to know that for my caption.
     
    barfo, Oct 31, 2016
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  18. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    DG: "Coach told me that the foot's part of the ball!"

    REF: "The foot is not part of the ball, guys."

    SK: "Well, it was for a few seconds!"
     
    BlazerCaravan, Oct 31, 2016
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  19. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Curry
     
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  20. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Curry as Bran and Green as Hodor?
     
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