Prove you’re not Saddam Hussein, Apple tells customer

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    Apple refused to refund a father-of-two for a purchase of an iPhone unless the man could prove he was not deceased Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

    Sharakat Hussain, 26, was dismayed upon receiving an email from the California-based technology giant claiming that he was on the government’s Denied Parties list, which made it illegal for him to be sold an iPhone, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

    Hussain, a resident of Birmingham who works as a driver, reportedly bought the device for his sister but tried to get his money back when she rejected the gift. He paid £799 for the phone (NIS3,748 or $972).

    Due to the high cost of the model he purchased, Hussain was told he would receive his money via bank transfer.

    But after waiting for several weeks and still not receiving a refund, Hussain received an email from Apple in which he was asked to supply proof that he was not in fact the late dictator, who was hanged at an Iraqi army base in 2006.

    And while the customer’s first name is different and his surname is also spelled differently, Apple staff still managed to confuse the Birmingham resident with the deposed tyrant.

    Hussain told The Sun newspaper that he “thought the email was spam, I was stunned to learn it was real. I was furious to be linked to Saddam.”

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/prove-youre-not-saddam-hussein-apple-tells-customer/
     
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    We need to make everyone here prove they're not Saddam Hussein.
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    That does explain your Trump love.
     
  5. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    Yup. Exactly
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Another byproduct of a broken education system.
     
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  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Ahh, this is just a glitch from Apple's next big product. The iClone.

    This guy escaped not knowing he was Saddam and the fingerprint scanner recognized him. Duh.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    He should of replied with the video of Saddam getting hanged
     
  10. Darkwebs

    Darkwebs Awakened to emptiness Staff Member Moderator

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    I am not Saddam Hussein, but people have called me Sodamn Insane.
     
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    Spartacus was a terrorist. I have alerted the NSA of your admission.
     

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