Forum Game Caption Contest #7 @ MemphisMemphis

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Chris Craig, Nov 5, 2016.

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Which caption is best?

Poll closed Nov 8, 2016.
  1. "Coach, it's a Vulcan nerve pinch! I saw it on TV!" SlyPokerDog

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%
  2. Jean Claude Van Damme fouls out in 30 seconds in his suprise NBA debut for the Blazers. theprunetang

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
  3. I am NOT a 7 foot tall Kelso from That 70's Show! bodyman5000 and 1

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Call me Justin Bieber again, and I'll rip your throat out! Darkwebs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Meyers tries reverse tweaking Sedatedfork

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%
  6. That's right..I farted and your staying right here and getting a nose full! riverman

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
  1. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Poll is up
     
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  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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  3. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    And the winner of Caption Contest #7 is @SlyPokerDog, you son of a gun
     
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  4. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    The one board member who is truly a son of a bitch and you go with son of a gun?
     
  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    2016-11-08-09-18-41--939480374.jpg
     
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  7. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
     
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  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Next time I see you I'm giving you a Vulcan titty twister.
     
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  9. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    That sounds horribly painful...do you pass out kind of like the death pinch, but because it hurts so bad?
     
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  10. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    No, but it makes you want to have sex with a Klingon...which never ends well.
     
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  11. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    "Pain, is a thing of the mind Doctor."
     
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  12. riverman

    riverman Writing Team

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    (cough....suck....up...cough, cough, cough.....)
     
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  13. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    This reeks of conspiracy. It's clear now that Chris Craig is the love child of David Stern and Tim Donaghy.
     
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  14. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I am nothing like my fathers!
     

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