I just passed out and woke up in a pool of blood.

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  1. KingSpeed

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    And two of my teeth are broken. And my nose is swollen. And I'm supposed to shoot "Bones" next week. Fuck.
     
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    WTF?!?

    Were you roofied? What's the last thing you remember?
     
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  3. KingSpeed

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    I was getting up to go lie down in my neighbor's apartment cuz we're having our apartment re-carpeted and I woke in blood. Now I'm dizzy and waiting to go to dentist. Fuck.
     
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    Oh man, sorry to hear this.

    I hope they can deal with it using makeup.
     
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    Thanks Trump.

    Hey, am I the first one to do that?
     
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    Sounds like something closer to a Fight Club experience.
     
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    Thanks. At dentist now having teeth fixed.
     
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    you were probably on auto pilot, walking through the house thinking you were at your home, and tripped over something and thus fell down on your face.
     
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    OMG Eric! Did you get assaulted by some phobe?
     
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    I'm good. Teeth are fixed. Tired. It was combination of publicity/cabaret/marathon/election and dehydration and lack of sleep and standing up too fast.
     
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    So you stood up too fast and passed out?

    Yikes.

    Sounds like you're on the path to healing.

    Proper amount of water and sleep are really important.
     
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    Maybe it was a black guy with a hat and a fanny pack?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Eric, if there is a black guy with a fanny pack there holding you against your will like my post and we'll get help.
     
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    Was his first name Evan? King has enemies, you know.
     
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    Is it possible that HCP hired someone to get a payment for a bet from you?
     
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    This sounds like something from a Johnny Cash song.

    "I woke up in a dripping pool of blood... a pool of blood."
     
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  20. blue32

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    Pics or it didnt happen!

    just kidding.... but damn man hope you are okay.

    how do they fix the teeth? curious.
     
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