Exclusive Skybox/Suite game on Dec 26th

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  1. riverman

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    I don't regret missing this game now at all...whew......I think I dodged a grope fest
     
  2. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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  3. Orion Bailey

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    HAHA. Watch everyone pull out of the next one due to unforeskin circumcisions.

    Oops. I don't think I said that right.
     
  4. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    Whatever you wanted to say, don't change it because this way is funnier.

    I just have one question to you and @Strenuus; Will it be one or the other? Reach a round or blowing or because as @BonesJones has already pointed out, it is the season of giving and both will be available to whoever wants it?

    Hey @SlyPokerDog I just had a great idea for a giveway! :smiley-eureka: Three very lucky members who attend the game will receive both at the same time!

    #BESTNIGHTEVER:solodance:
     
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  5. riverman

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    To many of you think foreskin is foreplay and sadly, you continue to prove it by example at group functions
     
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  6. Orion Bailey

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    So you WERE looking?????
     
  7. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh man, I totally screwed up. @Orion Bailey a few months back was nice enough to invite me to a Blazer game. In planning for the game the day after Christmas for all of you I screwed up and forgot about the game I'm suppose to go with him the day before Christmas Eve. Fuck!

    I can't make it and as punishment Mr Bailey has asked me to announce my rudeness to the forum.
     
  8. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Put the poodle back in the basket.
     
  9. Orion Bailey

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    Now people down the hall think i'm crazy for laughing out loud.

    Thanks alot Sly!
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    My foreskin is gone.....
     
  11. riverman

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    I'm not starting a poll
     
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  12. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, man.... Go ahead and pretend like that's the only thing missing!

    FAMS!
     
  13. riverman

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    If you want to write a country waltz, you need more verses
     
  14. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I'm kind of afraid of attending now. Triggered.
     
  15. Orion Bailey

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    Ohhh and BTW, it has nothing to do with rudeness that I wanted it public. It has to do with the fact that you are turning down the opportunity to Boo LMA.
    So what gives? LMA lover now are we?
    guys, I think SLY has a secret fetish with LMA and I bet he would entertain trading Dame for him.

    Ill start the next Rumor Thread.

    "YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!"

    Slyources have reported that there have been multiple phone conversations between the Spurs and Your Blazers about a swap of Dame for LMA and letting CJ take point.
    These SLyources went on to report that Portland had this plan all along when they would not let Crabbe go and matched the Nets offer sheet. Crabbe has been the long term plan for the starting 2 guard spot and this move would open that up.
    NO has denied any such conversations, but did go on record to say that a lineup of CJ/Crabbe/Harkless/LMA/Plumlee would be one hell of a lineup.

    Take it for what its worth folks....and remember... the SLyources are never wrong!
     
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  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Yes, all of it's true.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I'm down to hang out as long as you feel like hanging out at my favorite dive bar in town!
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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  19. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Yeah well you should have stopped with those cheap Phillipino hookers
     
  20. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I'm sure @KingSpeed doesn't want to go to the Pitiful Princess
     
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