Orange is the new Jesus!

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    WASHINGTON - Republican National Committee (RNC) Chairman Reince Priebus and Co-Chair Sharon Day released the following statement celebrating Christmas:

    “Merry Christmas to all! Over two millennia ago, a new hope was born into the world, a Savior who would offer the promise of salvation to all mankind. Just as the three wise men did on that night, this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King. We hope Americans celebrating Christmas today will enjoy a day of festivities and a renewed closeness with family and friends.

    “Even as we celebrate, we must also remember those among us who are less fortunate. Many on this day are without hope, and need the kindness and compassion of those around them. It is our prayer we will rise to meet the material, emotional, and spiritual needs of individuals all around us, and what better day is there to love our fellow man than today?

    “As we open presents, enjoy Christmas dinner, and celebrate our own family traditions, we are mindful of our men and women in uniform. Many are stationed around the world today protecting our freedoms, and cannot be with their own spouses, children, parents, and siblings. We express the deepest gratitude for service that takes them away from celebrating with loved ones, and we ought to remember them in our thoughts and prayers not just on Christmas Day, but the whole year round.”

    https://gop.com/rnc-message-celebrating-christmas-2016/
     
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    Sweet, so the RNC is now saying that Trump is Jesus.

    Lord (the real one) help us all.
     
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    And they are calling him a king?
     
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    King of Kings!
     
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    Those two guys on the bottom right look like angry Palestinians...especially the dude in the purple hoodie
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    looks like GabeN
     
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    As usual, the response is "Of course we didn't mean that! MSM being mean again!" which is either a lie or a sign that they are SO BLOODY STUPID that they should instantly give up any claim to power because they can't be trusted not to start a war with a typo.
     
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    Revelations... the temple is supposedly already rebuilt under groun. If he sits in it and declares himself god we could be done. I can only hope, im tired of this shit world
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    What are you babbling about again?
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Good news!! Assisted suicide is legal in Oregon.
     
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    Did you suffer head trauma recently? You suddenly are having a hard time with comprehension. This babbling you keep referencing might just be the polluted brain waves of your addled mind sloshing like a river, weakly breaking over the rocky shores of sudden and complete confusion.

    Or maybe you just can't think of anything better to type.
     
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    i'd kill myself but im just too fucking lazy. sucks
     
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    But I thought Obama was going to declare himself king any day now? Looks like trump beat him to it! :lol:
     
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    Car exhaust. Assuming you have a car.
     
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    I don't drink that much!
     
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    I have a Prius....won't work
     
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    truck. too hard to run a hose to the window tbh
     
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    Hire a hoser
     
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    i dont live in indiana
     
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