We Need a New Nickname for "Chief"

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  1. e_blazer

    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Based on his propensity for wild-assed drives into traffic around the basket, I'm currently favoring, "FUCK NO!!!"
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Who are the Chefs?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Chief is a cultural appropriation. You need to check your privilege at the door, yo.
     
  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I call him "freaq" or "freak" or Al freak Aminu" though it's Al Farouq and pronounced far-ook...but I thought it was close enough, and it fits
     
  7. illmatic99

    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    He needs to be fined every time he takes more than 3 dribbles.

    Like a shock collar of sorts but hit his wallet.
     
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    An actual shock collar might not be a bad idea.
     
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    I keep hearing about his defense. Maybe he needs to change positions though, as a PF he is not very good at all and IMO is hurting more than helping. Not that we have good options at the position.....Yet.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    He plays (as does the team) a good deal better when he is at the 3
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    I was thinking we should call him Radar (green font)....
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    The team played great last year with Animu at the four because he wasn't terrible defending bigger forwards and he added another three-point shooter to the court. He was our Harrison Barnes. Now that his three-point shot has disappeared, his viability as a small ball 4 (or a normal ball 3) is waning.
     
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    I would add him to the list of trade-able players. Although if he came off the bench he would be fine.
     
  14. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    The Queef?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If you want to get rid of him, how about Fire Chief?

    barfo
     
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    I thought Aminu's nickname on s2 was "The Catapult".
     
  17. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Maybe Trebuchet?
     
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  18. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Maybe something like The Nigerian Nightmare.

    That could be both good and bad, kind of like Aminu's game. When he'd good, he gives the opponents nightmares, when he's not, he gives his coach, teammates and fans nightmares.

    BNM
     
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    I'm wondering if you have any statistical evidence of that?
     
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    Slypokerchief would have been my choice
     

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