I haven't had a cold this bad in years

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    So sick. So feverish. Feel like shit.
     
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    You caught TEH GHEY
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE, Jan 9, 2017
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    So this just happened.

    Wake up from nap. Hot and achy.

    Stumble out to the living room. Think, *I should eat.*

    Stumble to kitchen. Look everywhere for soup. Find can of beef broth. WTF?!? Keep looking.

    Realize I'm still hot and achy but now getting headache.

    Think, *I should have some tylenol.*

    Walk to where we keep the tylenol in bathroom medicine cabinet. But before I grab it I realize I need water to drink it down with.

    So I leave.

    Go to kitchen. Realize I don't have my favorite mug (not sure why I couldn't use a glass, wanted my mug.) or tylenol.

    So I leave.

    Go to my home office.

    Ahhh... my mug.

    Walk back to where Tylenol is. Look down, realize I have no water in cup.

    I leave.

    Get water in mug.

    Go sit at desk.

    Look down

    No tylenol.

    FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
     
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    rough Bro, I'm just barely getting over it after a week, same $hit
     
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    If I die from this cold I want my moniker donated to science.
     
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    Go outside, eat some grass.

    Puke.

    You'll feel better.

    barfo
     
    barfo, Jan 9, 2017
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    His nose is all hot and dry.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Try "scooting" your bare butthole along the carpet. It used to work wonders for my old dog's mood. Can't say my Mom was a big fan, though...
     
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    Hope you feel better broseph, i loathe being sick. Last year i got the flu and about 2 days into feeling better i got strep throat.
     
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    Did you just get a flu shot?

    Your symptoms are what I had for three days right after getting my shots. Never felt so weak and sore in my life. I swear it was the flu shot that made me sick, or at least something I caught at the doctor’s office.
     
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    You ain't going to die! It ain't that easy. I got a cold three days after Thanksgiving. I figured the grandsons delivered it. Thought I was damn near over about two weeks later like normal, but it got worse. My nose got so fucking sore from the continuous wipe. I got to the point of a whole bottle of Nyquille to get through the night. Needed a steamer to melt out the clog in the morning.
    Just joined the living this past week. Grand kids probably delivered two different versions, one for Thanksgiving, another for Christmas.
     
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    Triggered butthurt snowflake! am i doing this right?
     
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    They basically give you a weak version of the flu with those. Which temporarily taxes your immune system and opens you up to catching other shit. Not to mention the vaccinate for like 3 strands when there are thousands. Flu shots are a fucking big pharma scam. They bank on that shit every year.
     
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    Listening to my boss say the same thing about being sick.
     
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    I got the flu shot when it came out in October.
     
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    You been sniffing The HCP's butt again?


    Feel better, man.
     
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    Did you fool around with Mrs. HCP again? :devilwink: Get well.
     
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    Being a former wastewater treatment guy and a former cigarette smoker, I got into the habit of washing my hands almost constantly.....and have continued to do so even after retiring from both the job and tobacco. I can say with utter certainty it goes a long way towards keeping colds and other illnesses at bay. Also, with grandkids of elementary school age, I religiously wipe down tables, counters and other hard surfaces with disinfectant wipes, especially during cold and flu season. And for what its worth, I've never, ever had a flu shot and I've only had the flu once in the past 43 years......
     
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