1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 4. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. 5. Sing along at The Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....’ 9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite... 10. Go to a large Department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, “There’s no paper in here!”
^^^^^Ron, either you are stand up comedian testing the waters on a sports' blog, or your psychiatrist said there is no turning back now, just go out there and do your thing! Now I see how you spend your days. LOL
OMFG.....^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ up for air- I'm gonna have to print this one out.... bwaaahaaahaaaaaaa...^^^^ back down to the floor. At this rate, I'm gonna have to buy a Helmet when I come here, too many head knocks, head meet floor.... an option for #10: take a Hershey's bar, or Snicker's, head to the mens room and grab a stall next to someone stinking up the place. Melt chocolate in hand, stick your hand under the stall, and yell- "Hey buddy, got any toilet paper in there"...but I bet you already tried this....lol....!!! too hilarious, thanks for this gift 59...~!~
...^^^ lol...I wish I could take credit for creating that but it was actually copied and pasted from an email Mom sent me...never know what I'm gonna get from her; it will either be something deeply religious/spiritual or the raunchiest joke you ever heard...quite an enigma, my Mom.
I can't help myself, just saw this as an ad, prior to You Tube's "Black and White Night" show, film and recording. of- Roy Orbison's 1987 Ambassador Hotel's Cocoanut Grove nightclub Show in Los Angeles, filmed on September 30, 1987, approximately fourteen months before his death. Robert F. Kennedy was murdered in cold blood; unfortunately; at this one infamous landmark in downtown L.A,, torn down bulldozed rather than refurbished, and made the Landmark it was. What I'd of given to of seen that show LIVE...! The backing band was the TCB Band, which accompanied Elvis Presley from 1969 until his death in 1977: Glen D. Hardin on Telecater, James Burton on lead Teley guitar, Jerry Scheff on bass, and Ronnie Tutt on drums. Male background vocalists, some of whom also joined in on guitar, were Bruce Springsteen, Tom Waits, Elvis Costello, Jackson Browne, J.D. Souther and Steven Soles. The female background vocalists were k.d. lang, Jennifer Warnes and Bonnie Raitt. During the end credits, several of the band members are shown talking about how Orbison influenced them. _________________________________________________ agreed, none of us are well, and have gone beyond sanity and madness, and back again to sane, whatever that is, - in fact isn't there a razors edge of a line b/t both s/m...so fine one has to put 100X magnifiers on just to see its blurry lines/edges.... not sure if that's a question or statement either..
