Let The Pu$$y Grabbing Commence!!

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  1. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I've pretty much been fighting to defend myself and my older sister all my life. My moment came sophomore year at Cleveland HS.

    While playing lunchtime basketball, one of the bigger players who thought he was the shit thought he was just going to foul me hard intentionally. He did it in front of the whole gym then looked at me while I was on the floor and then laughed. I told him okay wait till you go up. When he went up for a shot I basically grabbed in midair and tackled him.

    One he embarrassed me, two he did it brazenly in front of everyone and expected me not to respond. After I tackled him we got up and it was on. He didn't expect this small brother to stand up to him like that. So he was sort of taken aback that I did. We end up wrestling for a little bit and I got him in a reverse Full Nelson with his face basically grinding into the hardwood. I had him down there in this lock for at least a minute. He was hollering for help from his friends and no one came to help him.

    That day was the end of me being bullied. That's why my son is going to be a nut puncher. Son, there are no rules in fighting. The only rule is make sure they don't fight you again. End it.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    MLK day is supposed to be a day of service. I might be servicing a hangover tomorrow!
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Fuck, had this shit happen to me 100 times in my 20s. After I stopped laughing I'd just tell them to scram.
     
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    You turned down shagging chicks?
     
  5. dviss1

    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Look @blue32 I know I shouldn't jump to the whole let's meet at Mount Tabor thing but telling me to shut the fuck up is close to fighting words IMO. Bottom line is there's no way that I ever will so why ever say it?

    I'm still waiting to hear how me calling you inferior affects your life...
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    To get back on topic, Trump has created a pussy grabbing climate.
     
  7. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    If a big guy fucks with me, I kick him the fucking knee to bring him down to my level and then use his face as a speed bag.
     
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    Let's be real here: that environment has long existed. Trump is only expanding it.
     
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    Good thing I have long legs. My knee is out of your reach.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Mr funny tall man
     
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  11. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    It's fine, lets drink to 4 roses. Sorry if you took offense to my STFU comment. It was meant in jest honestly.
    I don't want to continue the conversation because we'll never come to an agreement. So we'll just leave it at that and agree to disagree! But agree to both like 4 roses.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I got my 5th today! So I still think you are conceding the argument when you say agree to disagree. You still have yet to say how that would affect your life.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Yes, he has. His political incorrectness is one of reasons a lot of people voted for him. Because if the president can do it, then we all can!
     
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    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    I hope so!
     
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    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    From someone that hates SJW's and PCness, that is complete bullshit.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You hope that he has
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    The roses go in the front.

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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I didn't say all people that voted for him
     
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    flesh wound.jpg
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Sweet! I guess that means I can start killing fuckers with a drone.
     
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