Free Agent Oregon man's Tinder date leaves him naked, wallet-less at Springfield motel

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    A Mapleton man was left naked and without a wallet or phone when a Tinder meet up went terribly, horribly wrong early Tuesday morning.

    Springfield Police Sgt. Rich Charboneau said the man had been messaging a woman he met through the dating app for months when the two decided to meet up at the Springfield Village Inn on Mohawk Boulevard.

    No dinner. No movie. Just a casual meet-up at a local motor inn.

    Charboneau told The Oregonian/OregonLive the evening went something like this:

    Upon checking in, the victim told his Tinder date -- whose profile was of a blonde, blue-eyed woman named Ashley -- he was taking a shower. That's when Ashley suggested he leave the door unlocked so she could slip in.

    When the man got out of the shower, all of his possessions were missing. The victim tried to pull up Ashley's profile but it had been deleted.

    He called the police at approximately 1 a.m.

    http://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2017/02/springfield_naked_tinder_theft.html
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    What a dumbass.
     
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    So the police just called and asked me if I knew where you were Tuesday morning Sly. Coincidence?
     
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    I'm a redhead on Tinder.
     
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    I always end up naked and out of money after my tinder dates.
     
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    When, oh when, will men learn not to take showers?

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    Hopefully he got to see her boobs first.
     
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