Fool, I be grabbing dat ass pussy. I yell "trump!" when I get a nice handful of some dudes balloon knot.
Where's your favorite spot to go grab dicks? I like to grab bitches by the pussy just about anywhere: work, school, the grocery store.
At the bar, I usually grab some starfish when the bartender bro (brotender?) bends over to clean up some puke by the juke.
sorry to hear about your hand injury btw, it wasn't your groping hand was it? That would be a bummer. You can still work a draft handle and a mop right?
The Narnia part was better. Even funnier was his impression of hypocrite liberals pretending to be above punching Nazis.
I don't have a problem with punching them really. You wanna do the time? Punch anyone you want. Just don't act like it is a moral thing to do, especially since most of them are probably mentally ill at this point.