Exclusive Happy Day without Immigrants Day

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I guess this means I shouldn't be posting. Hear that Denny? You don't have to pay me today.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    i will not be posting any fire memes today.
     
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    To show solidarity I refuse to mow my lawn.
     
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  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I MAKE MY OWN BURRITO TODAY
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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  9. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    They have this in Canada too, it's called "Thursday"
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    So anyway, I went to lunch at the expensive gourmet grocery store here. I was going to get some orange chicken and some chinese food out the hot buffet but I noticed it was pretty sparse.

    A wave of fear for my missing immigrant brothers came over me.

    Luckily, the asians were still working so I got a bowl of Salmon Poke at the Sushi Bar there.
     
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    your missing immigrant brothers aren't missing....they just don't follow anybody called el presidente anymore...
     
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  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    They really don't follow anyone they just do whatever the hell they want anyway. Can't be mad at that.

    The last Day without an Immigrany (May Day) was a little better organized. This one kind of was done at the last minute so traffic still sucked today.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Sucks that all illegal immigrants are just like her. Too bad they can't adopt our policies when they come here, if there's one thing we Americans don't do, it's drink and drive!
     
  14. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So here's the plan. Since obviously anyone driving drunk is an illegal immigrant, we have drones watch the highways. When a car starts swerving, a skycrane swoops in, picks up the car, and deposits it on the Mexican side of the fence. Neat and clean.

    barfo
     
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    reminds me of when all republican voters were nazi's so we could punch them in the face
     

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