The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. BoBoBREWSKI

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    Fact - His girlfriend is HOT!
     
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    An anagram for "jusef nurkic" is...

    Injure fucks.

    And that's what he does, bruh.
     
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    And deport him!
     
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    You think these guys know what an anagram is? Way too high brow, man!
     
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    last summer Nurkic brought Steve Hess (theyre great friends) from DEN to his hometown, Tuzla (which is my hometown and where I live), he organized some camp, and I wonder if hell bring someone from POR, but I do believe this camp will become tradition
     
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    Growing up in Bosnia, most of the kids would piss their name in the snow. Jusuf would wait for the thaw and piss his name into concrete.

    I also heard he once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest and won by 5.

    And he actually ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
     
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    I know what happens if you put an L after the second a.

    There we go, now we're in comftorable territory.
     
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    They're nerds bro. They're nerds...
     
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    Dorks, not nerds. ;)
     
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    Nurk challenged Superman to an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes...
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    Yusuf Nurkić doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
     
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    Nice. One of the few getting this thread
     
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    His manager is a shady egoistic person having to much of influence on Nurk .. remember this line in one and a half year !!!
     
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    this must be "pizza guy".
     
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    While learning CPR, Nurk actually brought the practice dummy to life.
     
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    What a great positive experience for the kids. Nurkic’s stock just went higher in my book.

    Bosnia, a beautiful country full of beautiful people.
     
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    The Nurk can cut through a hot knife...with butter.
     
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