The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. BeastModeXXL

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    Guys watch out ,,, Jusufs's dad is reading the forum .. just saying ..
     
    BeastModeXXL, Mar 29, 2017
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    Jusuf Nurkic killed Nicola Jokic imaginary friend
     
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    Dame asked Jusuf about paintballing this summer and Nurk said.....here you play with paint balls...we go to Bosnia and play with steel balls...you learn to move quickly...
     
    riverman, Mar 29, 2017
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    Yusuf Nurkić once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
     
    dviss1, Mar 29, 2017
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    I'm sure big poppa has a sense of humor...
     
    dviss1, Mar 29, 2017
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    Once, an entire country disagreed with Yusuf Nurkić. It's now known as The Moon.
     
    dviss1, Mar 29, 2017
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    Nah, the dummy is still alive. Nurkic gave him two herniated discs and a bad hip.

    Haha, Meyers is perfect as a cpr dummy.

    Can't
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    Nurkic can call refs for fouls
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Tony Hawk once named a new skateboarding trick "The Nurkic". It is when you olley off of something so hard, you break your board in half.
     
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    Nurkic was able to order breakfast at McDonald's after 10 am. (I know, the joke is lost now that anyone can do it)
     
    SheedSoNasty, Mar 30, 2017
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    Nurkic received the quickest issued Green Card in the history of the US Immigration Service. His application was a picture of his fist with the words, "I WORK HERE" written on it.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Jusuf Nurkic's daddy is so fat, he has to walk down supermarket aisles sideways.
     
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    Man. The last person on earth I would want to say anything about is Nurkic's daddy.
     
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    No.

    No,you weren't.

    State it and own it.

    The Big Nurk will call your bullshit.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Mar 30, 2017
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    Jusuf Nurkic has a diary. We know it as the Guiness Book of World Records
     
    Mediocre Man, Mar 30, 2017
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    1. Read Chuck Norris facts
    2. Replace "Chuck Norris" with "Jusuf Nurkic"
    3. Post on S2
    4. ???
    5. Profit
     
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    Mine was about Meyers Leonard.

    My next one was going to be something about Nurkic being so scary that Damian Lillards pants dried up.

    Then people would be asking HUH?????

    The punchline would be that HCP had to kiss Nurk's ass instead.
     
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    First of all: :blink::crazy:

    Second: Missed the point of the thread completely. :beatinto:
     
    dviss1, Mar 30, 2017
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    Stop dousing positivity.
     
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    Yusuf Nurkić is stupid. If he was as tough as people claim him to be, he'd come into my house right now, take my face, and start bashing it into the keyboa 0w2ngo opjeitsdrgpiwh 04pw83t5ijgb9 p;qwihoyt 98c5 nviejivn idhgfndingfin inernrb nuheeruhbei u8h4wae irtigjinsr jirttrstrs gntrhji9tr jiorjinhr
     
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