The official Jusuf Nurkic facts thread

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Make that one up?
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    ROFL!!!
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    What's number 4???
     
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  5. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Duh. Rhymes with has to hate.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    constipate?

    irrigate?

    delegate?

    past due date?

    gas to late?

    pass to Kate?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    You're a master guesser, but think fishing.
     
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    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Lol. Good selection of words there....
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    That's the way I've admitted all the things I've done to my wife without her knowing.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I REALLY FIFY
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I can't take credit for any of these.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    It was really good.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    1st I'll never meet him, and 2nd I didn't miss the point of the thread, I just chose not to participate in the prescribed manner. So is the official word from the house ref that we can
    re-purpose Chuck Norris jokes, but not yo momma jokes?

    EDIT: a word
     
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  14. RipCityDSCPL

    RipCityDSCPL Could be worse, at least it's not Lonzo.

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    You won the internet today.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Hey, say what you want. I'm really just tryna save you from Nurk's Pop.
    [​IMG]

    See Nurk's big pop has a very particular set of skills. Skills he's acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you stop talking about his weight now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you, but if you do, he will look for you, he will find you and he will kill you.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    OK! OK!! OK!!! Cool. Done. Fini.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nailed it. Great post.
     
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    Haakzilla Well-Known Member

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    Fact, Nurk Fever is global -- even reaching his motherland!!!

     
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