Replace Kevin Colabro

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  1. Cippy91

    Cippy91 Habitual Line Stepper

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    And Hurd is so hip and cool I love when he talks about trendy hip young kid shit i can relate so well...

    Straight.
    Corny
     
  2. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Anyone think Michael Holton would do a better job than Hurd? Holton used to be even cornier than Hurd, but has really improved.

    I'd still prefer someone like Brent Barry, but man just about anyone would be better than Hurd. I thought he'd settle down and settle in after a month or two, but he's just as bad now as he was on opening night. If anything, he's worse. At least his stupid jokes and corny expressions used to be new. Now he's just repeating things that bombed the first time, and every time since.

    BNM
     
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  3. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    oh my god.
    he worked for seattle for countless years and mistakenly said it once as blazers
    what a piece of shit amiright ?
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    I like them both. Hurd's sense of humor is too moralistic. He's good at analysis, but should say it more slowly so we can catch it. Speaking of fast talk, the woman is useless.
     
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  5. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    That woman in particular, or is that a generalization?

    BNM
     
  6. Dougnsalem

    Dougnsalem not barf

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    Troll...
     
  7. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Assume much?

    Clearly he's an ageist and prefers the ancient, crotchety Mike Rice to the youthful and hip Hurd.

    BNM
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    So who was it that came up with the "Hipster Hammer"? Did Hurd come up with that also?
    That is the best one yet.
     
  9. Scalma

    Scalma Well-Known Member

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    I mean kinda and I'm not even from Portland. Know your damn audience.
     
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    Orlando Williams knows hoops Better than anyone on the CSN staff (not saying a lot I know). He's sort of a boring conservative christian type but I've always thought he had great insights into some of the nuances of the game.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I want Hurd replaced too.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Should've chosen Steve Smith.
     
  13. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Like we know Kevin, Lenny Wilkins is the GOAT.
     
  14. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    Yea Steve with Barrett would have been perfect.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Yup. He should be slapped for that.

    YesIsaidit

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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Meh, he wasn't serious.
     
  17. MickZagger

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    Really? All the Barry family are pompous turds. I don't know if I could put up with Brent on a game by game basis.
     
  18. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Nor was I.

    BNM
     
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    I like both of them.
     
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    I like it. He relates to a lot of brothas out there. I'm tired of the old white guys who do these jobs
     

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