Zombie The Medical Examiner showed up at my apartment complex.

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  1. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    So occasionally I like to peek out of my windows to check on my surroundings and see the goings-on, and what should be parked next to my car but a truck belonging to the Clark County Medical Examiner's office.

    :blink:

    Accompanying him were two Vancouver Police detectives, which I assume is standard procedure any time a body is found.

    Hmm. Must be that upstairs neighbor who had the ambulance called on her twice within the past two weeks. Although I'm kind of hoping it's the bitch who keeps leaving dog shit on the sidewalk in front of my car.

    There's really not a good way to look out of the bottom-floor of an apartment complex (a large window which was right in front of this truck) without looking like a nosy asshole. And it was awkward, so I didn't stick around. But when they brought the body bag down the stairs and loaded it in the truck, I was peeking out with a finger on my blinds, rather than my entire face.

    My biggest concern was that they were wearing respirator masks. Not sure if that's standard procedure, or if it was because she was a little....ripe. I don't want maggots burrowing their way into the floor or something.
     
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    Jesus... Crazy...
     
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    Oh and LO FUCKING L @Zombie!

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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    lmao, well, I figure we never use it, ya know.
     
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    Bad dog @SlyPokerDog. Bad.

    That's why I'm cooler. I shit in a box.

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    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    My cat shits in a box too. Nice, organized little turds and pee clumps. Cleanest animal I know.

    But Sly.....he would lick his balls and eat his own shit if he thought he could get away with it.
     
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    I don't want to keep up with all your posts. Consider them all liked. Twice if explicitly making fun of Slyfukkerface
     
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    The Slyfukkerface is something I've been thinking since Lady Gaga's poker face. I changed the words to fu fu fu fu fu fukkkk her face. Now I always think Slyfukkerface (no homo)
     
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    Don't laugh, she could be patient zero.
     
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    How many accounts do you have now @SlyPokerDog
     
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    Whoever it is beat me to the punch. I wanted to make a "SlyPokerCat" account that would play off of Sly's character. But alas....laziness and procrastination were my downfall.
     
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    I used to live up on 162nd and Division awhile back. A neighbor in the apartment across the way was murdered. His apartment was trashed like there had been an all out brawl, there was blood everywhere, and he was beat so badly his face was unrecognizable. His girlfriend found him.
     
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    What's next SlyPokerGoat? SlyPokerPig, SlyPokerCow, SlyPokerSloth....?
     
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    I have my SlyPokerDog and one other that I play around with.

    Mrs PokerDog every so often posts on here.

    Those are the only 3 accounts that are connected to my IP address.

    @SlyPokerCat is not me. I know who it is, because I checked the IP addy, but I see no reason to say anything.
     
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    Rise of the SlyPokerPack!
     
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    Tell your manager that the smell is very upsetting and ask for half off next month's rent. No landlord will want to take that to court, dead body complaints in the court/public record is not a smart move.
     
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    In 2013, I witnessed a double-fatality car accident that happened in the center median of the street I live on; about 50 feet or so from my apartment. That was an awful wreck: passenger was ejected through the driver's side door (she died the next day at the hospital), and the driver was killed on impact. There was blood all over the place. That was the last time I ever saw a Medical Examiner's truck. Fire Department had to cut her out of the truck she was in 9 hours later after the investigation.

    Don't drink and drive, folks.



     
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