OT Baseball and Football Coming to Portland?

Just watch for entertainment value and a little history lesson. It's pretty great.

 

Tbh, the Portland Cucks would be a pretty appropriate name.

 

Not Happening.

Close Thread....

 

Maybe if they're the McMinnville Muffin Men and the Molalla Buckeroos...
I don't want that crap mucking up traffic where I live.

 

I LOATHE baseball, but I thought the doc was pretty interesting.

 

Oh I'd watch it. I just don't see what it has to do with my history. Nor do I see where history needs to be a part of naming stuff.

Portland (pick one and move on lol):

Pacers
Pacesetters
Pacifics
Packers
Packets
Paddlers
Padres
Pain
Paints
Palace Five
Palaces
Paladins
Pallbearers
Palmettos
Palms
Palominos
Pals
Pam Pack
Panda Bears
Pandas
Panhandles
Paniolos
Panteras
Pantheres
Panthers
Pantsmakers
Paper Kings
Papermakers
Papetiers
Papooses
Paramedic
Paramounts
Parasites
Pards
Parisians
Parisites
Parkers
Parks
Parrots
Parsons
Passion
Passon
Pastimes
Pat Blues
Pat Pavers
Pathfinders
Patrick-liners
Patriots
Patrons
Patroons
Pats
Pavers
Pawnees
Peach Growers
Peaches
Peacocks
Peak
Peanut Eaters
Peanuts
Pearl
Pearl Diggers
Pearl Finders
Pearls
Pedagogues
Peds
Pee Deans
Pegasus
Peglegs
Pelicans
Pendragons
Penguins
Penmen
Pennants
Penns
Pent-ups
Pentups
Pepperells
Peppers
Peps
Pepsi
Pepsis
Peregrines
Perfect Gentlemen
Perfectos
Petes
Petroleros De Zulia
Pets
Phantom
Phantoms
Phantomz
Pharaohs
Pheasants
Phenoms
Phillies
Phils
Phoenix
Piasa
Piasa Birds
Pickers
Pickles
Picks
Pied Pipers
Pigmies
Pikers
Pile Drivers
Pilgrims
Pilots
Pimientos
Pin Rollers
Pine Knots
Pine Lads
Pineknotters
Pinelasses
Piners
Pines
Pinetoppers
Pink Panthers
Pinks
Pintos
Pioneer-red Sox
Pioneers
Pioneerzz
Pipeliners
Pipemakers
Pipers
Pippins
Piranha
Piranhas
Pirates
Pistols
Pistons
Pit Bulls
Pitbulls
Pitbullz
Pla-mors
Plainsmen
Planets
Planters
Platers
Players
Plowboys
Plowmen
Poachers
Pocketeers
Poconos
Poets
Pointers
Poison
Polar Bears
Polar Cubs

 

Alternatively, we could just pimp out Ron Tonkin Stadium (and do something about hwy 26) and name them with a O mascot. I've lived all across Oregon, including Portland, and think it might drive fandom throughout the state.

Oregon:
O's
Oak Leafs
Oakers
Oaks
Oawik
Obezags
Oceaneers
Oceanic
Oceejays
Ocelots
Octopi
Odnacs
Officeholders
Ogichidaag
Oil Barons
Oil Capitals
Oil Citys
Oil Gushers
Oil Kings
Oilers
Oilmen
Oilworkers
Old Abes
Old Blue
Old Blue - Griffins
Old Pueblos
Old Soldiers
Old Taylors
Oles
Olympian
Olympians
Olympics
Olympique
Olympiques
Omahawks
Omahogs
Omega
One Crown
Onion Weeders
Ontarios
Ooks
Opelicans
Orabs
Oracles
Orange
Orange Blossoms
Orange Countians
Orange Growers
Orange Men
Orange Pickers
Orange Wave
Orangemen
Oranges
Orangewomen
Orbits
Orcas
Ore Diggers
Orediggers
Oredockers
Orientals
Original Celtics
Orioles
Orions
Orphan Annies
Orphans
Osages
Osceolons
Oseejays
Osos
Osprey
Ospreys
Osteopaths
Oswegos
Otahkians
Otters
Ouachitas
Outcasts
Outlaw Reds
Outlaws
Outlawz
Outliers
Outrage
Oval X-treme
Owls
Owlz
Oyster Shuckers
Oystermen
Oysters
Ozarks

 

Portland Pastimes for a Baseball team name I actually like. Baseball only. National Pastime and all.....

 

Thanks for the heads up about this. I've never head about it until now. Gonna watch it soon!

 

Maybe the Cocksons?

Then like the Yanks, Stros, Sox, we could be the Cocks

 

"we"?? Dont you live in Texas?

 

Ha ha!

 

Portland Persians. Captures the exotic nature of Oregon.

 

If youre under 40, I've lived in Portland longer than you

 

Portland Homeless

 

Big Red could be the logo and mascot!