Religion Complaints to, from, and about SlyPokerDog mega thread (created by dviss)

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Hahahahahaha. That's a Slypokerdog line made better.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    A few years ago I arm wrestled a coworker named Bear. Everyone watched and when it started I asked "is he trying?"

    I mentioned this because of the street cred you mentioned. After I nearly ripped his arm off he grabbed his phone and called his wife. Told her "honey, I just lost a lot of shop cred"

    I miss that guy, he was a cool motherfucker. Kinda reminds me of you, Hispanic guy with a great sense of humor.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    So here working up in Seattle.......that's not bragging is it........ fourth quarter, so I checked on my thread and only 3 new posts? Kinda' hurts. So are those guys not mad at me anymore?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    See you understand The HCP. You see where he's coming from. You GET him.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Go Hawks!!! IMG_0117.JPG
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Hope my picture doesn't annoy anybody by bragging about my "pathetic" career.
     
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  7. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Haven't seen this movie in years but that picture made me think of it. 2058203250-fnb.jpg
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Introduced that movie to my son this summer. Forgot how funny it was!
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    :cheers: Rock on!
     
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    bumped for the HCP
     
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    HCP was late to work today because he doesn't know how to pump his own gas.

    True story.

    Poof! Man card gone.
     
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    Polish jokes in 1...2....3...
     
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    You changed the thread but not to what I suggested. I might even PayPal you to change it to "SlyPokerDog's Douchy Posts" at this point.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I think everyone already knows that about my posts.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Instead of making a masturbation joke here (you know, Mrs HCP pumps his gas for him), I want to be serious for a moment.

    I wish Oregon was self serve, it's so much quicker.

    That is all. You can return to your regularly scheduled programming.
     
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  17. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Whoa whoa whoa. What about safety?

    When I worked in Portland, I'd be so happy to drive across the bridge and not see any explosions in my field of vision. Then at night it was like driving into a war zone crossing the bridge.
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    You having flashbacks man...you ok
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    I hate pumping my own gas. I prefer the lazy way; having someone else do it. I like to think about the issue in terms of "baller" status. Do you think Jay-Z pumps his own gas? Does Obama? Does Paul Allen? Nope. They are ballers and probably have a driver do it for them. Be a baller.
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    I agree. I hate waiting for those assholes. I went to a gas station a few weeks ago and sat there for 5 minutes. Got out of my car and went inside to see where the worker was. Dude was sitting on his ass and asked rudely "what do you need?"

    I was like, uhhhhh obviously some gas.

    He came out and pumped my gas but was being an ass about it.
     
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