Funny smashed my mother @Q#$# phone

Always waxing my wife's damn black focus. Pulled the car into the garage tonight and had to reinstall her rear cargo cover under the hatchback. Set my damn phone on the roof as I habitually do on my unwaxed yellow minion car and while the hatch was open it slid into it and got crushed between the roof and hatch when I closed it. @#@#$%@!@%$R@#@#$%@#$%@#$^@#$^@#$^

That's what I get for waxing that fucking car all the time. Slippery sonbitch.

Won't be hearing shit from me tomorrow. Won't even be able to read all you crazy weirdos talking about the eclipse. Oh well, should get my new phone Tuesday sometime. Peace out bitches.

 

I like girls that get their focus waxed.

 

I like girls that focus on their wax

 

Suck. we will start a bunch of rabble for ya to return to

 

I'm back for a short time. What I miss?

 

Well. The end of the world.. and then it came back again.
People are still in recovery.

 

I like it all natural, aw yeah.

 

first cousin is his mother?

 

I first read it as bodyman waxes wife's back, she says, "Damn! Focus!"

 

I just read the first 3 words "smashed my mother" and was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!".

 

Smashed his mother and fucked his phone.

 

That's how I read it too. Then I thought, 'Damn, I know all you guys are close and good friends and all but that seems like an over share.'