OT The thread complaining about the new Melo thread and other random rants

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    SlyPokerDog, Sep 6, 2017
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    Hey, if you're going to go musical in this thread, you've got to have this one in it:

     
    e_blazer, Sep 6, 2017
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    Mods can we please merge these Melo threads? Is another one really necessary?

    :smiley-195517897341
     
    BonesJones, Sep 6, 2017
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    Wow Sly really crossed the line with this one. I don't think I can stay on S2
     
    SIeepwalker, Sep 6, 2017
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    Can one ever really have too much Melo? I say we should have a new thread each day to remind us of a rumored trade that never had a chance of happening.
     
    e_blazer, Sep 6, 2017
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Sly isn't drunk on power..... he's just drunk.
     
    Natebishop3, Sep 6, 2017
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    It's possible. We just have to gather up the best collection of strippers possible.
     
    BonesJones, Sep 6, 2017
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    BonesJones https://www.youtube.com/c/blazersuprise

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    This board is drunk!
     
    BonesJones, Sep 6, 2017
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    Not yet, but we can work on it.
     
    e_blazer, Sep 6, 2017
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    Yeah, so it's not all that possible. So, you're saying, first, we have to convince a bunch of girls from other states to move to Oregon, then that is only part of the step in convincing Melo to come to town....
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 6, 2017
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Working on it. I've been drinking mikes hard watermelon recently, it's effing delicious!
     
    PDXFonz, Sep 6, 2017
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    This is the grossest post in the history of this forum.
     
    theprunetang, Sep 6, 2017
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    I've never heard watermelon used in quite that way before, but that does seem to be a little over the top even for this board.
     
    e_blazer, Sep 6, 2017
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  14. SlyPokerDog

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    This isn't a thread about Melo.

    It's a thread about the creation of a new thread about Melo.
     
    SlyPokerDog, Sep 6, 2017
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    Fuck Melo
    Fuck Leonar_
    Fuck Olshey
    Fuck peoples agenda during disasters
    Fuck people named Harvey, Irma and Jose
    Fuck our Presidential choices
    Fuck only 6 more episodes of GOT
    Fuck this post nasal drip I've had for 2 months
    Fuck my hair turning grey
    Fuck kidney stones
    Fuck cancer
    Fuck the Lakers


    I reserve the right to add later
     
    Mediocre Man, Sep 6, 2017
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    PDXFonz, Sep 6, 2017
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Dude, really?

    I iced a couple of my bros on Sunday and had one myself and it hurt my stomach so bad. Too much sugar in that stuff. I can't drink it any longer.
     
    JFizzleRaider, Sep 6, 2017
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Check your man card at the door, please.
     
    BLAZINGGIANTS, Sep 6, 2017
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    I've never had smirnoff before. Usually I'd go for caldera IPA, but decided I'd change it up.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Haha idgaf, if it tastes good that's all I care about. Ive drank shit that put more hair on my balls than you have on your head!
     
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