OT The reasons why SlyPokerDog is ruining this forum. #3 will floor you!

I'm fucking nicer on here. I'm not kidding.

 

Wanna know something funny or maybe sad. i thought this thread was mostly just a joke the whole time.

 

You're my favorite OT poster. BNM is my favorite basketball poster. Facts

 

I never did get my Damian Lillard signed ball. It probably has Sly's slobber on it anyway.

 

Is that the cool slang for it these days? Slobber?

Ewww

 

Well that makes one of you and you also get to join the other 300 BNM fans.

 

He usually is right when it comes to basketball. Dude does his homework

 

I know. He's invested fully. I read most of his stuff.

 

So we never said what reason #3 is.....

Reason #3 why Sly is ruining the forum: he's going around impregnating all the dogs in the neighborhood.

 

I'll wait for the movie

 

I get what you're saying.

 

I thought you were smarter than this. I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't catch on. Not as sly as I thought you were.

This is true. I will explain below.

Trying to catch up on things, I see I missed something serious.



Okay. Time to come clean. I never meant to be so over the top that it would be a concern for the Blazers, or you getting us things.

Sly, remember when we first met? And I was talking to you about some argument I had with someone? Maybe yayuza or someone? Anyhow, You TOLD me that they love it when we argue. It gets the post count up and increases viewership.
I took that and ran with it and chose HCP to try to get a long standing feud going. But he is a tough one. Never budged in his own game, which made it seem that much more real!

HCP is good for this forum and I have no issues with him
I don't find him funny because slapstick humor is not my thing. I'm more of a witty type of humor fan, but to each his own.

I have only continued this dramafest with him, because it was obvious from the get go that he didn't care, so I knew I could go at him hard without much issue.

My life is far too busy to give this place serious emotional attention, as I bet most of you guys are too.
So ALL of you have kind bit hook line and sinker, but I thought it was liked, kinda like a car accident, where everyone cant help but stop watch and stare....all based on sly telling me the fighters are wanted, so to speak.
Maybe I took that and ran too far with it, but I can be over the top, Drama classes did me well.
But seriously. I'M coming clean because I didn't think it would ever get to the point of being concerned about meet and greets and getting swag.
That tells me I've gone too far and need to come clean.

I will be here less, unfortunately, but it has nothing to do with HCP. Life is busy man. and priorities.

For anyone who took me seriously. Oh well sorry. Those who have met me will probably understand.

Anyhow now harm intended, I was only trying to provide some entertainment for the down times based on what I was told was wanted.

 

Even when I'm wrong I end up right. This just felt like a joke from the beginning.

 

Mine are meant to be funny too. Doesn't always work

 

HAHA, yeah man. And the ONLY reason I didnt take your advice on that other prank is because I thought someone might actually contact the Blazers and make it become real. Then I read Sly's post and I figured I better come out of the closet.

Sorry. No one bats 1.000
Ill try harder next time to make it funnier. Remember, snowflakes don't have much of a humor bone. lol.