OT My twin brother passed away recently.

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  1. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I'm not one to bring up too many private or personal topics but with all the turmoil in the world I just wanted to share a story about my identical twin. I haven't seen him for some time as he lived in Denver. Instead of me telling you guys about him I thought I'd link a newspaper article about the impact he had on everyone. Even the nurses will remember him.

    RIP brother.

    http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article171482987.html
     
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    "Five nurses in Denver were suspended for three weeks by their hospital after they reportedly opened a body bag to view a deceased patient’s genitals and admire their size"

    Their size, not its size. Sounds like your brother had elephantitis of the balls. Which gives you very large balls but leaves you impotent. And since he was your twin that means you must also be impotent.

    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Why you gotta ruin everything?
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Fake news, bad reporting. The Breitbart article says "massive penis"
     
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    I didn't know you were Greg Oden's brother. Explains a lot.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    All I got was his knees.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I think they looked like this...

    [​IMG]
     
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    I've never heard bodyman talk about any kids. So you're right.
     
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    Bodydad5000 does sound a bit pedo'ish.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Ewwwww.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Do you really wanna go there with screen names?

    Just drop it.
     
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    @Orion Bailey - I know, wrong thread but, it looks like all the "whiny bitch" screen names are taken but "pedo'ish" is still available. :cheers:
     
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    Ohhh.....

    Damm.....
     
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    Funny story, but not a fan of how you posted it. I actually believed your brother died and started crying. :devilwink:

    I understand why the nurses all wanted to look at it. HCP's wife finally asked to take pics of mine so she could drool over it while I'm away.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Ha ha ha!
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I know it is fucked up. I am Legend made me cry when he pretend killed his German Shepherd.

    Such is life.
     
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    fucking lol
     
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    Fucked up
     
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    I thought his brother actually died at first as well. As someone whose brother has really died I was going to reply with empathy and condolences, then I realized its just a thread about @bodyman5000 and 1 wishing he had a large penis and testicles.
     
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