OT Pizza Guy fired for Joke

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  1. julius

    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yeah but if you do "updoc" it's much easier to see it as a joke
     
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  2. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Nobody is asking the real question: Were there anchovies on the pizza?
     
  3. riverman

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    and were the anchovies still hot?
     
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    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Reminds me of an old Robert Schimmel joke:

    A mother and daughter are walking on the beach. The daughter says to mother, "Mom, what is feminine hygiene spray?" "Ask the pelicans that are following you."
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I find it hard to feel too sorry for this pizza delivery guy, considering how much sex with porn stars pizza guys have.

    barfo
     
  6. riverman

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    Not to mention the loss of a one in a million minimum wage job..
     
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  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I told a joke that got me booed heavily.

    Are orphans allowed to eat at family restaurants?

    It happens.

    The mom is a bitch. She and her bitch sons REQUESTED a joke, then gets a poor girl fired days before Christmas for obliging?
     
  8. ripcityboy

    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    Dude, if you were going to get fired for telling a joke, then that's the one to get fired for! :smiley-fingersx: Some people are already offended, you just have to give them an excuse.
     

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