We need a thread exclusively for random thoughts

Random thoughts:

My neighbors are assholes.

I could use a good curry right now.

American Soccer is so fucked.

 

That thread does exist. It's actually stickied:

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/nsfw-stupid-random-thoughts.124304/

 

I stand by my original statement:

Boobs

Pizza

Julie Andrews

BC Ferries

Other boobs

 

Random thoughts, Homer; not stream of consciousness.

 

At my age I need a cheaper version of viagra

 

Boobs - overrated

 

Mrs. HCP?

 

Men don't wear capes enough anymore. Maybe that's because they order them from China and get sent ripoff Chanel lipstick instead.

 

Fine wine and fevers dancing in my head, oh sometimes I wish I were dead.
Body aches, there are no stakes. Yesterday was the last time I fed.

I spewed up all the water I drank this morning
In bed now, just a forewarning

I think the flu has gotten hold ,
but have no fear i'm one strong motherfucker... or so I'm told.....

 

I have 6666 likes right now. Time to unleash the KRAKEN!!!!!

 

and I went from 99.9 this morning to 101.1 just now.

Not the local radio stations, but my fever you fuckers!