Science Bacteria found that eats toxic heavy metals and poops gold

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    I was pretty sure I had the wrong take from the start. But I am quite tenacious, some say stubborn. I need to be hammered a couple of times, you only struck the first blows. Thanks for your contribution though.:cool2:
     
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    No. Just needed a biologist
     
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    SO How do I get my hands on a bunch of this shit, so I can make it shit a bunch of gold and be rich as shit?
     
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    Yeah, yeah, but how much bitcoin did you poop?
     
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    The jlprk does not poop.

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    winner of the gentlemen's constipation award trophy!
    dog shit trophy.jpg
     
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    As the concentration of gold is so small, it's not really economically feasible, let alone a way to get rich. More like an interesting biological anomaly.
     
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    Frankly, it may be more trouble to get all the permits and handling and blahblahblah to have a vat of toxic heavy metals on the offchance that you happen to find the microbial equivalent of the Philosopher's Stone than benefit you'll reap from it, @Orion Bailey .

    Edit: Or, what crandc said.
     
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    In my younger days I used to say to people totally stuck on themselves, "isn't your shit pure gold".
     
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