Okay guys me and my Husband need an invite to one of your houses for the Super Bowl. We have a major Gas issue and had to evacuate the premises.
Oh no no barbecue, don't spark a match. And here I thought you were saying y'all had excess gas from the Taco Town smorgasbord, it tends to do that to I should have noted ensure adequate ventilation of upon devouring....
so you're talkin' a natural gas leak; not a methane gas Taco Town leak(s)... Hokay, I've got two Wing Suits on the way overnight delivery. If you both jump off the Empire State bldg, catch the breeze, you'll be here just in time for Kickoff or prior; when the Patsies call both head and tails... Here's a quick Tutorial on how to use those suits, beware of other AC, you must yield to them...
I can't drink, there was a period of time, when there was no such thing as 1 beer, pitcher, case, keg. No glass of wine, No 1 bottle, maybe 1 Vineyard, 1 Brewery. 1 brand of Scotch, Bourbon, Takillya, Rum 1st al. At times, No such thing as 1 Bar...
Who are you picking??? I would not put money on this game. I hope Philly kix the shit out of the patsies. This I fear 4 their sake. Pass that Cheese teak (wrapped in Meatzza)....!!!
I can't drink the hard stuff although I do like the frozen Cocktails like Pina Coladas and Daquiries.
There was a day, more like decades; when they made good metal and glass Blenders. A long season in my much younger life; here in the fkng hot summer desert, when I'd damn near burn up blenders, (even tho' they once were American made). 1st order of business after work, fire up the blender; Mangos are cheap here, with plenty of most tropical fruits (seasonal). Fresh Fruit Daiquiri's- Rum Fresh Strawberry or Tropical Margarita's - Takillya; (bet Tom's having one soon) Then there's the infamous Velvet Hammer: Vodka, Kahlua, Cointreau, blended with ice and Half & Half, a milkshake/frap kick ass drink, to easy too fast to get wasted on quick. I once had to carry my Newlywed Wife 1/4 mile down a beach, then up 2 flights of stairs to our oceanfront suite on our Honeymoon. A late afternoon spent prior, in Don The Beachcomber's bar in Santa Barbara. After 5 Hammers made of Velvet hit her upside the head, she didn't pass out 'til we sat on the boardwalk bench, 1/4 mile from the suite... I had opened up the biggest bottle of Blue Nun right before we sat down at that bench, (right b4 she passed out) one drink and zonk. I drank most of it myself, then staggered that last 100 yards to the stairs... The things we do for love...
"The Dutchman" must be in the house, i.e. the only Qb to beat the Lombardi Packers in a playoff game.... Noles is no VB. Foles is having a seance in the clubhouse to channel the Dutchman..
