OT Either stop locking threads or close the OT forum down

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Holy shitballs
     
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    Yeah this blasphemy has got to stop.
     
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    OMG, I think I'm going to be rich!

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    telephone:+22961049449 or Whatsapp me with my number
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    I had a greedy weasel asshole boss that fell for an Ebay scam on a 71 mustang. 35 grand!!!!

    I told him it was a scam even though I hated his guts. He said "the guy works for paypal"

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Sent a fucking cashiers check. No car.
     
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    Did you post a :tongue:?
     
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    unfortunately elderly folks with dementia are usually the victims of these scams.
     
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    Yeah I'd euthanize those caught scamming the elderly. Same with roofers in the NW I remember taking deposit money from old people and never doing the work. I hate scams so bad I even warned a boss I'd like to see jump off the Hoover Dam bridge.
     
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    Scams are so easy to spot, I’m surprised anybody gets scammed but I guess I could understand an older person getting scammed and some people are really kinda clueless when it comes to that stuff. When scammers call me I pull the old switcharoo on them and prank them.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    The roofing contractor deposit shit always gets me. Fucking assholes
     
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    I am sure black people have always been racist, because that's a natural instinct all people are born with.

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    Well I think we need more comedy in this forum and I feel like Chappelle is the best at making fun of both sides of the argument while making a point but this is a just funny
     
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    Unless they want YOU in particular, just knowing you are armed will make them move on to look for an easier target.
     
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    Same ones that order jewlery from informercials
     
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    Nate #itsokaytobewhite #wakandaforever BANNED

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    It would be easier to rob a place, if you didn’t have to kill someone first.
     
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    So.... back to the original point of all of this....

    “Either stop locking threads or close the OT forum down.”

    Just curious. Why does it have to be one or the other? What do the two have to ultimately do with each?
     
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