What if Portland woulda drafted Jordan instead of Sam Bowie?

You're dad probably wouldn't have fucked his sister and you would have never been born. So, lucky for you we didn't.

BNM

 

What if HOUSTON had drafted Jordan and not Olajuwon? 6 titles is better than 2.

 

exactly. he has no leg to stand on when it comes to this. piece of shit rockette fans.

 

This wouldn't have happened:

 

I would live through this and all of the heartbreaking disappointment from the last 23 years again if we got this once in a lifetime roster that we have right now in return. Just like how I would live through decades of Astros disappointment again if we got this once in a lifetime Astros roster that we have right now in return.

 

What if Houstonians ate less food?

 

And I would live through mediocre teams, just to avoid that shithole called Houston.

 

We are not the fattest city in America anymore. Things have changed.

https://www.chron.com/life/health/article/Houston-is-no-longer-America-s-fattest-city-6110175.php

 

The only problem with Houston is the worst combination of heat and humidity in the country. Everything else is just like your good old average American city. Also we have our own Portland 2.5 hours away to the west in Austin.

 

And now you're the city with the loosest skin (in more ways than one).

 

Once in a lifetime assembly of choke artists. DAntoni, Harden, and CP3 are all playoff losers. I expect a hard choke out of them in the playoffs. Wouldn't be surprised if they lose in first round. I could write a book about how bad those 3 are in the playoffs. Harden goes back to college.

 

Flat-ass Austin? Y'all don't have one single forest there. The landscape is ugly. You're ignorant.

 

The choking by all 3 of them has created a chip on their shoulder. It has created a sense of urgency. CP3 turns 33 on May 6th. CP knows it is now or never.

 

Yeah, that dynasty thing is certainly never happening; it's definitely now or never for like half of your regular rotation.

 

You guys are gonna be hurting in 5 years. Meanwhile we'll still be on the upswing.

 

Gotta love the dual "Nurk Window" and "Dame Window" age cohorts happening on our team.

 

The Jusuf Nurkic+Zach Collins+Wade Baldwin+Chandler Hutchison window.

 

Only if you get another superstar.

 

If nothing else, Olshey deserves praise for sticking to the Dame Window AND also seeking out bargains among the rookie contract kids to set up a future window.