Event A crow ate my cheeseburger

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    First grilling of the season, ground beef mixed with ground bacon and onion, with a slice of melted cheese. Topped with mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, dill pickles, and fresh jalapeño pepper slices.

    I ate one, and was pretty full already but went back for another. Took one bite, set it down, went inside for a minute and come back to the burger knocked on the ground with everything all over the place and a crow pecking at it.
     
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    And in this allegory, America is the cheeseburger, and Trump is the crow.

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    Fantastic
     
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    should've just flipped that crow onto the grill....they are thieves...just like Blue jays...
     
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    Crows are much smarter than Blue Jays. Don't a bird you want to fuck with.
     
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    hawks rule my neck of the woods....crows don't stand a chance at my place but blue jays come in and chase away all the other smaller birds
     
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    Are you sure it wasn't a....


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    ???
     
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    Saw this thread and immediately thought about item #8 on the list.

     
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    That's honestly tragic
     
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    Damn, this place has really fallen from grace.

    Not a single one of you bastards made the OBVIOUS reference to a dingo, a baby, or a dingo eating a baby.


    I hope you all are ashamed of yourselves.
     
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    named Jim
     
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    I've heard of that guy
     
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