WTF Martell??

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Now I get it.

    The Cop called him Westbrook!

    Totally justified, Martell. Totally justified!

    :cheers:
     
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    My son used to call his first grade teacher Mrs. Ketchup. That's kind of like a vegetable...
     
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    According to Reagan it was. Even though its made from among other things tomatoes...a fruit
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Hahaha. That reminds me of when the Reagan administration wanted to classify ketchup as a vegetable for school lunch programs ;)
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Damn, son, you beat me to the draw!
     
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    My name is Damany.

    Phonetically pronounced: Duh-MAW-nee

    People fuck my name up all the time and it's a miracle when they pronounce it correctly.

    Now, I don't begrudge people for getting it wrong. It's a unique name. But because black folk wanna name their kids:

    LaMarcus, LaMichael (really WTF?), and fucking LeGarrette...

    No MF my name is not DaMonty.... That said I'm 100% sure his name hasn't been mispronounced more than mine.

    So what whites are more privileged because black folk choose some funny ass names??

    Get over it. It's not how white privilege works.

    Shit Courtney Cox named her kid Co Co. That's a strippers name...
     
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    Coco is Ice T's wife's name
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Co Co? Yikes. I had an acquaintance years ago who named her daughter Trixie. I thought at the time she had preordained the poor kid to be a stripper. I hope not.

    dviss, I apologize in advance I'm probably going to say your name wrong, haha. I'll cop to white phonetic ignorance ;)

    :cheers:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Also, Coco Chanel. She did OK.
     
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    Ice T married a stripper? To each his own.
     
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    Amusingly enough, Ice-T and Coco named their daughter Chanel.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Their daughter is a stripper?

    Not judging.
     
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    Well, she's 2. Very common for toddlers. However, I don't approve of the pole in nursery. Over the top, IMO.
     
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    Meh, she was French. And Coco was her nickname.
     
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    Say it 3x and you'll never get it wrong.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Sounds risky. Are you the NEP Betelguese?
     
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    Martell was probably on Ambien.
     
    Reep, Jun 14, 2018
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    Wait I'm confused.
    Not one single person no matter their pigmentation has ever pronounced my last name correctly without being told...
    I fail to see why Martell is so upset.


    Shit there was a white NFL kicker who had his last name mispronounced by his black head coach the entire rookie season.
    Give me a break.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    In seriousness, perhaps the cop was being sarcastic. That profession seems to have a tendency to enjoy needling people who can't talk back.

    Call it "Cop Privilege".

    :cheers:
     
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    Nude model, close enough.

    I actually thought she was a porn star...had to look it up.
     
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