Neil Olshi**y's Summer

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  1. oldfisherman

    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    Sadly, Olshey has little control over future moves this summer, especially the moves he would like to make.

    Most of the moves he may make this summer will be the result of opportunities created by other GMs, and non-Blazer players.
     
  2. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Or smaller and better, in the case of Shawn Kemp...

    BNM
     
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    The title of this thread, Neil Olsh**y's Summer, signaled to me that we are being lighthearted. Apparently, I was mistaken...

    Let me fix things: Guys, I have NOT found Neil's burner account.
     
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    oldfisherman Unicorn Wrangler

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    You also need to add how much better everyone is shooting.
    Example
    Turner made every 3pt shot during practice this week.
     
  5. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    You also need to add the story about how some end of bench scrub (Claver, Layman, etc.) who can't hit shit in a game is a lights out shooter in practice.

    BNM
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Also, he'd have to become really good friends with Steve Blake and go hunting and fishing with him and stuff.
     
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    He already has that role....sitting on the bench
     
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    Ironically in an attempt to mock the Blazers by posting what you think they say every summer, you are all repeating the same things that are said every summer.........in this forum. Not sure which is more annoying.
     
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    More than 24 hours away. Midnight tomorrow night.
     
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    Link?

    barfo
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    The suspense is killing me
     
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    RIP IT DOWN.

    By the time this LA/GS next 5 years is up and lbj and kd are on the downside we will have accumulated enough lottery picks to hopefully contend. If you look at 2020 as the answer I disagree. Roughly 80 mil will be tied up in Dame/CJ/Nurk(resigned)/Collins, that’s a lot of roster spots to fill with the remaining cap, sure we could probably get 1 max guy but the track record isn’t good.

    #PORTLANDPROCESS
     
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    Yall are weak sauce. The only burner account matters is the one where I burnt NO's account down.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Fucking winner here

    AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA


    I’m sitting at the car dealership and this made me bust up. I was being stared at by this lady...
     
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    When are we signing Teh Soup Juggler?

    That will surely solve all of our problems!

    Not.

    Swayed.

    FAMS.
     
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    Sadly, Olshey lost all control when he cucked himself with Turner and Meyers contract.
     
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    I HOPE NEIL FEELS THE HEAT!!
     
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    He's probably sleeping right now like the last past 2 years
     
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