Exclusive Girly stuff you do.

actually I heard this was your soap

 

I try not to Crepitate to loud!

 

But here are times I grab the farting post and blow a thunder spray through the zeffer zone!

 

I used to wash dishes about half the time but my wife continually bitched that I wasn't doing it right. Licking your plate and silverware clean and then putting them away is still the norm, am I right fellas?

 

Oh, you brute.

 

actually letting your pets lick them clean and putting them away is more common I hear

 

I've contemplated sitting down to pee recently

 

Are you talking about cracking your knuckles? Why not just screech some chalk across the blackboard? My God, crepitating drives me nuts.

 

omg....I haven't laughed like this in a while.

 

You mean you don't?

 

when I was a kid my sister had metal fillings in her teeth and I had perfect teeth....I used to chew gum in front of her and then chew the tinfoil afterwards to drive her nuts

 

Not yet but the time may come

 

Oh stop it!

 

no blowing air

 

I have one of those japanese bidet things that shoots water into your booty

 

I wouldn't worry about looking like an idiot. You certainly couldn't make yourself any worse.

Sly on a good day -

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a6/29/cf/a629cfc74a313d524b5333418b0924b5--modern-people.jpg

 

What? I thought that was a drinking fountain. Please, Lord please, tell me it's actually a drinking fountain.

 

I'm thin as can be these days but one of you guys is holding out on admitting you're sprouting a pair of manboobs

 

I remember the first time I took a leak in a Canadian bar in Saskatoon, you basically piss on the floor tile against the wall.