give it to the next hot chick on your feed who is complaining about needing transportation. and after that, sell her your car.
Not in Portland. I just donated a 2000whatever BMW to OPB. Didn't run. They towed it out. Easy peasy.
Rent a sawzall, make the car a convertible, drive it until it falls apart, report it stolen, file an insurance claim, profit.
Here in Bellingham, the Fire Department practices on old cars. That's what happened to my last car. Ask your fire department nihilists to take her away. It would be useful in a divorce. After they cart her off, you'd have the car to yourself.