Yeah, I know/knew. And believe me, I have a dark sense of humor, but the spirit behind a joke like that is just shit and completely devoid of cleverness and/or thoughtfulness. A litmus test I have for myself in here is that every single thing I write I would say it in person, face-to-face (also a manly trait!). There are women in this forum, and domestic violence is so prevalent and real, I just think it's not absurd enough to be funny (like say the suggestion of killing small animals, which I'm totally an advocate of), and might actually bring some shit up for some people.
I'm right there with ya except you left out the poker playing, constant barrage of foul language and porno TV and magazines. Oh, and the topless dancers, in your living room.
We tip our yard guys every Christmas. Don't know if they're undocumented or not but they all look like and have accents of Latin Americans. In fact, it's difficult to understand them when they speak. I just nod my head and say "Okay". Nice crew, very polite.
Will there be profane language and Scotch whiskey. If you say yes, then I'm in. Oh, and I drink my Scotch on the rocks. I ain't no Euro.
